drop pants don’t look good on anyone.
aw yis bank account and paypal are all set uppp
fuck you still not loading internet banking system i don’t even need you. BWAHAHAHAHA
wow my old da makes me sad
look at all these bomb ideas that i never completed cause i am a lazy shit
fun fact i want to grow up to be a crazy dakimakura lady
like i want to have piles of hug pillows of all my anime husbandos and generally be feared by my friends and acquaintances it’ll be great
ok so if anyone is wondering i am not kicked out of my house.
my computer has been ‘confiscated’ and if i ever actively left the house i would probably be grounded right now.
oh no actually i remember my line of thought now
this stupid lady at hobby lobby reminded me of those people who don’t know how stupid and rude they sound when they talk bad about an artist’s art right to their face like wow
shiiiit i have so many stories about those people
we should start a blog about those people
clients from hell (artist alley edition)
Client: you copied this from ______
uh no i didn’t
YES U DID
no i can actually show you the picture you’re acuusing me of copying they’re totally diff-
LIIIARRR I’LL CALL THE JAPANESE POLICE ON U
and let’s not forget the classic: i could draw this better.
shit i have no idea why i just thought of this but omg
so i was at this con right we had a late set up on friday so everyone in the alley was rushing around setting up and it was just aweful and i got all my racking up and started throwing plushies out cause attendees were clawing at the door like so many ravenous zombies and so i am pulling out plushies like no bodies business not even really looking at them and my mom is like kira this one doesn’t have a face so i look at it and she’s right so i toss it back in the box and say in an awkward way to loud during a quiet moment voice ‘YOU’RE GOING TO GAY BABY JAIL’
and these two people down the way just sort of LAZER EYEBEAM ME like i don’t even know whyy maybe they were gay i don’t know but i am on the end of some super fucking death glares and i am pretty sure they hate me all weekened
except on sunday when we’re all breaking down one of them drops some racking and the other says ‘you’re gonna go to gay baby jail’