Your name is not John.
You are a Worrisome Vignettist
A strange sad post-teen with a variety of interests. None of them are relevant to this blog. You appreciate Homestuck by Andrew Hussie very much. And maybe every now and then you'll touch on your love for an obscure manga that no one else has ever heard of or cares about and your obsession with really odd Japanese fashions but probably not often enough to matter.
You can also be be found kicking it at your deviantART.