more beach babes.

carl sometimes attends men heckling sessions to provide witty commentary and gun shows and to oggle all the dudes w/ o judgment.

when xhe shows up she doesn’t have a swim suit so lori has to donate one of her old ones and it’s just not big enough in certain areas so they snip it down the middle and xhe hides in a closet for a whole day.

wow my old da makes me sad

look at all these bomb ideas that i never completed cause i am a lazy shit

ahahahah wow

fuck

lukemonsternoises said: my skype is ludicrousbox if you care to talk at me ever :U

yeah i am the worst at conversation starting

but i have added u.  :D

ludicrousbox:

SO HI I REALLY NEED HELP!

i am trying to find a job right now and no one is calling back. i’m in desperate need of getting the hell out from under my parentals’ collective thumb. until i can get a job so i can move out, i gotta do whatever i can to make money. keep chasin’ that dream.

but blah blah sob story aside, i updated my commission prices, added some variety, bada bing bada boom gimme your money.

the only limit in the prices are the level of completion of the pieces. i will draw any pose, any style, headshot to full body, all for the same price. you can be as specific or as vague as you want about what you want, but bear in mind i’m gonna work with what you give me!

so, check me out on this blog, check out my FA, my DA, and while i’m pimping myself, if you want something BESIDES art, i have an online store where i sell my crafts!

you’ve seen my art, you know my story, so buy a thing from me, and if you can’t, please to signal boost!

got aim working againnnn!!!

apparently i had two versions of the program and they were canceling each other outttt???

or something

i also got skype on this computer so

yeahhh??

it’s funny because everything i love makes me laugh

and then it makes me really sad

vampynonsense:

mozzazzella:

I AM CALLING SO MUCH BS ON THIS QUESTION TOO WTF

DRAGON KNIGHTS BARELY COUNTS AS A SHOUJO YOSHI

IT IS JUST ONE BIG TRAGEDY

oh no i found my way onto the n tag on danbooru help me i cannot contain all these dokis

lukemonsternoises said: oh ew that price. hmmmmm. guess the only solution is to buy cheap cloth at the fabric store and……. !!!!!!!! idk. it’s a fantasy of mine to make my own. :3

yeaaaah,  idek it’s been a while and i mean it was only one place. 

but yes live ur dream!  make pillows!  sleep with ur anime husbandos!

lukemonsternoises said: i wanna find blank dakimakura-sized pillow cases SO I CAN MAKE MY OWN. what else would you want to use your skills as an artist for!

truuuuuuue,  the only place i’ve ever found them tho they were like 50 a pop.  DDDD:  i mean they had the pillow too but wow nope.  not 50+ shipping for a blank pillow thank u no.

and i dunno ‘bout you i use my artskillz for pure evil.  1000% trufax.

fun fact i want to grow up to be a crazy dakimakura lady

like i want to have piles of hug pillows of all my anime husbandos and generally be feared by my friends and acquaintances it’ll be great

you-only-liberate-once:

NOTHinG IS FUNNiER THAN N UNCOnCSOIUC IN THE LAKE THOUGH I”M

anzujaamu:

anzujaamu’s Giveaway!

I’s giveaway time~! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The winner will win one of those cute owl bags! A colour of their choice~ 
The available colours are: Pink, blue, black, red, coffee, orange and green.

RULES:

- You have to be following me. (I will check!)
- Likes DO NOT count.
- One person can only reblog once. (I will check!)
- This post has to reach at least 700 notes!
- No giveaway blogs! (I will check~)
- You must be comfortable with giving me your name and address, since I will ship it to you.
- The giveaway will end on 20 June 2013, 11 PM GMT +8.
- The winner will be selected with random.org number generator.
- Please leave your ask box open. If the winner doesn’t reply in two days, I will select a new winner.

Have fun and good luck to all you lovely people!  ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

godslayingmachine:

consider

oh my god i got all exicted cause i thought today was thursday

BUT IT ISN’T